Links, June 22

GOSSIP
Here’s James Franco’s Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan
Leo's Pussy Posse in 2014: A Power Ranking
Katy Perry Visits Salem, Meets Witches, Casts Spells
Prayers Answered: Video of the Jamie Lynn Spears Knife Fight Is Here
Shade Court: Grandmas, Martha Stewart and ESPN Should Stick to Sports
No One Wants to Talk To Kristen Stewart Because She's Famous
​Martha Stewart Throws Major Shade at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle
Scott Disick's Absurd List of 'Summer Essentials' Costs Over $450k
NASCAR Driver Kurt Busch Claims Ex-Girlfriend Is a Trained Assassin
Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Everything Except Acting
My Life as a Celebrity Friend-for-Hire
Angelina Jolie Suffers Extreme Makeup Malfunction
Oprah's 'Favorite Things' Will Run You $13,054
Kanye West: 'In Order to Win at Life, You Need Some Kim K Skills'
God Bless Blake Lively And Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog
Chronicling The Paranoid, Psychotic Descent Of Randy And Evi Quaid
Things I Learned About Rich People From the Goop Pop-Up Shop
A Dazzling Math No One Can Taste: The Twitter Teachings of Jaden Smith
Lady Gaga Requests Paparazzi Photoshop Candid Images of Her
Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial
Here is Kate Middleton Photobombing A Fan's Selfie in New Zealand
LiLo Tells Her Mom She Has 'No Right' to Come to England, Is Wrong
Celebs Lose Millions of Followers as Instagram Deletes Spambots

Links, May 4

SOCIAL JUSTICE
A Note on Call-Out Culture
Nonviolence as Compliance
The #MyMothersNameIs campaign
In which I express my disapproval of BBC Radio 4’s Chain Reaction – with statistics
Interview With a Married Woman Who Takes Lovers on the Side
J.K. Rowling: The Single Mother’s Manifesto
Witch-Hunt Against “Fake” Female Hearthstone Player Discredited
London Billboards Share Stories of a City that’s Just Getting Too Expensive for Many
classroom sexual assault
Buy These Pajamas & Rescue a Prostitute; Or, Why Rescue Brands Are Dumb
AN EXAMPLE OF HETEROSEXISM?
Great comebacks to sexist comments
Yes, There Is Christian Persecution in America And Here’s What it Looks Like
Delhi Bus Gang Rapist Mukesh Singh Blames Victim for Fighting Back 

NEWS
10,000 Elephants in the Room: I Made It Through CPAC Without Puking
CPS Finds “Free Range” Parents Responsible for Unsubstantiated Child Neglect. Now What?
‘Fairy control’ to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods
Decoding Daesh: Why is the new name for ISIS so hard to understand?
Virgin takes over the East Coast main line
Mob Kills Nigerian Girl Accused of Terrorism
Hillary Clinton Probably Used an AOL Account to Conduct Gov’t Business
‘Top Gear’ host Jeremy Clarkson allegedly punched a producer because he was served cold cheese instead of a steak
DISNEY’S $1 BILLION BET ON A MAGICAL WRISTBAND
Dawkins and Chappel Hill Shootings
Robert Durst’s Wife Debrah Was a ‘Lean In’ Poster Girl of the 1980s

MUSIC
What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him.
Scientists have created the perfect music for cats

GOSSIP
Who the Hell Are Sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid? An Explainer
Hey Rando: Abbi and Ilana Don’t Want to Smoke Weed with You
Awful Person I Hate Calls Jennifer Lawrence ‘Annoying’ and ‘Crass’