Links, May 12

FLUFF
Astroturfing
Husband Animates A Joke Told By His Drunk Wife. The Result Is Hilarious!
21 Jokes Even The Most Intelligent People Might Not Understand: annoying title
Explanations To 15 Jokes Only Smart People Can Understand
The Best Lines From The Summer 2014 Issue Of The New Pioneer
the only card I will ever send
Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture
Priest claims to be receiving text messages from the Devil after performing exorcism on Polish girl… causing Satan to possess her mobile phone
Best Craigslist Ad Ever. This Man Is A Genius.
25 Socially Awkward Things We All Do, But Will Never Admit.
30 Things We All Did In Primary School. #15 Was Absolutely Humiliating.
10 Missouri Stereotypes That Are Completely Accurate or… not
JUDGMENTAL MAP OF LAWRENCE!!
memes
How To Emotionally Devastate A Very Specific Type Of Person
7 Painful Lessons Taught By Ceiling Fan GIFs
If Winnie The Pooh Were Actually Regina George From “Mean Girls”
Samuel Beckett motivational cat posters
What Girls’ First Names Say About Them
Britain Attempted To Celebrate 420 Yesterday And It Was About As Successful As You’d Expect
honest store hours
kind of amusing promo for Denver
Every One Of Man’s Priorities Unrecognizable To Grandfather
This Is What It’s Like to Receive a Package of Glitter
These Dance Moms Social Justice Routines Will Blow Your Mind Open
‘Bad Santa’ sends message to Harrods
The FBI’s fingerprint files
Seventeen Rocks That Just Can’t Even
Patrick Stewart In A Dancing Christmas Hat
Break time in any basketball game can be boring, but this time something unique happened. This Celtics’ fan becomes suddenly possessed by the spirit of Bon Jovi
Here’s a Reenactment of the Best Bath & Body Works Rant of All Time
Watch Will Ferrell Perfectly Lip Sync to ‘Drunk In Love’
22 Things Only A Boss Bitch Will Understand

Links, May 11

FLUFF
Weather From
GPS penguins navigate you
How to Parent Proof Your Apartment
Spider Man statue removed from Korean playground bc it has a giant boner
Fuck This Beautiful Apple Ad and All the Emotions It Just Made Me Feel
Clever Teen Finds the Best Way to Get Relatives to Shut Up on Christmas
Internet Thanks Dude Who Stopped Seattle Shooter, Pays for Honeymoon
Drugs and Why
Modern Family’ Editor Live-Tweets Plane Passenger’s Drunken Meltdown
The Best Text Reply Ever. This Is Gold.
18 Things Attorneys Said to Witnesses in Court
25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever. #12 Is Gold.
Cake Or Death? Gâteau, S’il Vous Plaît!
16 Doctors On The Dumbest Patients They Have Ever Treated: this shouldn’t really be fluff, but idk where to put it–maybe class or academia, bc a lot of this is about education and is sad rather than fun
14 Things Naturally Loud Talkers Are Tired Of Hearing
Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App
Dear Potheads: It’s time to start smoking like a grown up (idk nearly filed this under class and race)
Guy Walks Into a Bar
11 Struggles Only People Named Erin Understand
22 Things That Only Happen To People Who Have Resting Bitchface
Superbad
A Complete Ranking Of (Almost) Every Single Mitch Hedberg Joke
I Paid $100 to Have My Aura Unblocked
Here’s Why Everyone’s Acting Like April Will Be the Worst Month Ever
NYPD Cop accepts dance battle against street artist. Cop KILLS it!
A Compilation Of People Fucking Up The Ice Bucket Challenge
*specialist* interests
Edinburgh Playhouse sends porn DVDs to children
This is the Best Ever Reason to Get Written Up At Work
These Things Kill More People Than Sharks
Motivational Megafauna, they’re extinct but they are proud of you.
Odin Mormons
don’t give up summer (vine)
Anagram generator
Charlie Murphy vs. Prince

Links, April 30

FOOD

mini cheese fondu

Jade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN8yPRW3U24 still need to buy this for you so you can make a fondu at 3 am and stare at the bear shaped bread melting in the little pot begging for your help
Me: shit this is gonna be like puddi puddi
Jade: ahahaha
puddi puddi is gigantic tho no one can actually eat an entire puddy
Me: TERRIFYING DUCK
NOT KAWAII NOT KAWAII
TRAGIC DINNER ALONE
DON’T DIE HERE FONDUE-MAKER
NOT TONIGHT
hideous plate
oh god that is not nice fondue
there is no wine OH FUCK A HOT DOG TWO TWO
SHRIMP EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH
CHICKEN NUGGET?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

CARNITAS: BRAISED AND FRIED PORK
The Food Lab: The Best Way to Make Carnitas (Without a Bucket of Lard!)
The Definitive Ranking Of Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
Speculoos Hamantaschen
11 Delicious Biscuit Recipes That Will Change Your Life

THANKSGIVING FOOD
The Thanksgiving Recipes Googled in Every State
The United States of Thanksgiving: “We’ve scoured the nation for recipes that evoke each of the 50 states (and D.C. and Puerto Rico). These are our picks for the feast. Dig in, then tell us yours.”

FASHION
H&M’s Coachella Line is Everything Wrong with ‘Coachella Style’
Mall Makeovers: From Sea to Shining Sea
No One Is Learning Shit From Watching You Put on Lipgloss
Guess How Much it Costs Kim Kardashian to Wear Kim Kardashian’s Face
Every Single Fur Coat Cookie Has Worn on Empire So Far

FLUFF
The Ideal Woman
Home  »  Artwork   »   Women Resisting Heterosexuality In Western Art History
Women Resisting Heterosexuality In Western Art History

First Year Students Infected After Blood Oath Ceremony Around Mary Lyon’s Grave
How To Talk To Babies About Post-Structuralism
30 Reasons Why Northern Ireland is Weird But Wonderful
Highlighting an invisible conversation between hip hop and art before the 16th century.
Never Ending Dishes
Oh Don’t Do It
Whimsical Pair of Assholes Demand Money for 38 Perfect Weddings
Guy Accidentally Gets Invite to Bachelor Party, Raises $8K to Crash It
TSA Agent Finds Naughty Little Doggie in Checked Bag
44 Pics of Kids & Parents Looking Exactly Alike